dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

Oct 19th 645324
ugly ©

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

Oct 19th 452389
“I believe that
your soul

and
my soul

are
very

old friends.

Mandeq Ahmed, Mates (via portails)

Oct 19th 116194
ASH<3
“There are days where I cannot find the sun even though it’s right outside my goddamn window”
— Neil Hilborn (via calorifi-c)

Oct 19th 5573

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

image

me: actually u kno what nvm

Oct 19th 171202

travalicious:

Harry Potter dreamcast

Oct 19th 105603

collapsed:

laugh-addict:

when albums have songs that fade into each other 

image

the gif is so great because literally every song on the les mis soundtrack morphs into each other

Oct 19th 385725
ugly ©
gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

Oct 19th 564487

vrixie:

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

The bourgeoisie

Oct 19th 446341
avender:

Can you believe it’s been 5 months since I last drew the marauders? Ugh! Boys, lets break that streak. Mischief freakin’ managed all over the place.

avender:

Can you believe it’s been 5 months since I last drew the marauders? Ugh! Boys, lets break that streak. Mischief freakin’ managed all over the place.

Oct 19th 640

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

Oct 19th 177587

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

Oct 19th 40307
  1. accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  2. me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
Oct 19th 725127

jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

Oct 19th 151845

spookymilkovichs:

TV MEME: +two/five otps

ian gallagher and mickey milkovich → shameless us

ian, what you and i have, makes me free

Oct 19th 373